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“Blond hair and white skin” is no longer an affirmative defense against prison


White privilege can take a person far into this country but, as we saw this week, there are certain rules for playing this card. Rule n ° 1: never recognize that the card really exists. Apparently, North Texas real estate broker Jenna Ryan did not receive the memo when she tweeted a few months after joining the pro-Trump uprising on Jan.6: I’m not going to jail. … I didn’t do anything wrong. ”The 50-year-old might well have escaped jail given her relatively minor offenses – she quickly left the Capitol building because she couldn’t handle the tear gas and apparently did not follow through on her words in a recording made shortly after declaring she was going to “go to war.” But a federal judge in Washington found her pride and lack of remorse unpleasant, and cited the notoriety she had gained as “one of the faces” of the shameful riot by sentencing her to 60 days behind bars. She lamented on Twitter that PayPal and other payment gateways are thwarting her fundraising attempts for her legal defense. But we’re pretty sure she’ll find a way. After all, she still looks her way.

Even after all of the January 6 rioters are prosecuted, there will still be true believers clinging to QAnon’s final premonitions and praying that Trump’s divine gene will restore him to his rightful throne as King of Kings in the Oval Office. Several hundred of them gathered this week in Dallas, the mecca of American political conspiracy theories, Dealey Plaza, where President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in 1963. The followers of QAnon are said to have gathered in the belief that Kennedy’s son JFK Jr., who was killed in a plane crash in 1999, would emerge after decades in a mythical hideout. At this point, the QAnon soap opera is so convoluted that even Susan Lucci couldn’t make it believable, but we’re pretty sure it ends the same as all the other episodes (spoiler alert!) – with the Trump’s victory. When JFK Jr. didn’t show up, some vowed to return to Grassy Knoll to watch. Others expected the next reveal to come to a much more likely place, where supernatural phenomena such as immortality and the Fountain of Youth are regularly made flesh: a Rolling Stones concert.

Alas, Stones lead singer Mick Jagger didn’t have time for the plot crowd as he prepared for his show in Dallas this week. If he wants to fan the flames of delirium, all he has to do is show up unexpectedly at a local museum on a sleepy Monday and ask for a peek. Jennifer Monet Cowley, a local artist and fashion designer, told the WFAA she was at the African American Museum in Dallas when a man with a British accent, stiff figure and rock star perfect hair asked. if the museum was closed. It was, but only for ordinary mortals. After initially doubting it really was him, Cowley said she asked for the tourist’s name. “He said ‘Mick’ and I lost him,” Crowley said. “I became that person I didn’t want to be. I gave a high-pitched cry and jumped in the air. She then told Sir Mick, 78, that she would design a personalized shirt for him. In return, Jagger gifted her two VIP tickets to Tuesday’s concert and a lasting memory that will have more reruns at family reunions than, say, Mariah Carey in December.

Or, at this point, should we also say Carey in November? Each year, Christmas seems to creep earlier into the fall, with festive lights adorning lawns and holiday junkies itching to turn up the anthem of the season – its “All I want for Christmas is. you “- before the last sleight of hand Dispersed. But a Dallas bar, the iconic Stoneleigh P, recently made headlines for an all-caps jukebox sign warning patrons that anyone playing the song before Dec. 1 would hear it “popping” by staff, and even after December 1, “the song is only allowed once a night. A photo of the sign went viral on social media, and some got tangled up because of the perceived levity of the queen of Christmas. The uproar has baffled bar management since the sign was displayed years ago, apparently in a nod to the sanity of staff who have to endure endless loops of familiar favorites. But Carey appeared to take it in stride. When someone on Twitter asked if the bar’s stance was part of the much-deplored “war on Christmas”, Carey posted a picture of herself dressed in battlefield outfit Stoneleigh P manager Laura Garrison insists that She has nothing against Carey and has even vowed to lift the bar policy if Carey stops for a drink. A round of eggnog and endless octaves of holiday bliss – coming soon!

Back in Houston, we have our own reasons to celebrate. No, sniff, sniff, these don’t include another World Series trophy. We applaud the Astros on a thrilling season but we are talking about rapper Travis Scott, who defends Houston with the return of his Astroworld Festival, which continues Saturday at NRG Park. We are grateful to the hometown Houston star for presenting bygone Astros-themed amusement park memories to a younger generation and invoking the spirits of another iconic Houston destination, the ‘Astrodome, that aging piece of concrete and steel that our city once proclaimed the “Eighth Wonder of the World” and now shamelessly stuck in bureaucratic purgatory. If only Scott could use his influence to persuade the Harris County Commissioners that the structure really has historical value, a tourist hideaway, and that it is worth an investment! This week, however, Scott had other important priorities: unveiling an outdoor basketball court in Sunnyside named after his nonprofit Cactus Jack and his Nike Jordan brand, and a visit to Young Elementary School to highlight. highlight the Cactus Jack Gardens initiative which teaches agriculture to Houston ISD students. , nutrition and entrepreneurship. In short, simply wonderful.


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